Dan Oliver will write for food

I'm no doubt just another doting father, blinded by paternal bias, but I'm completely blown away by our 18-month-old's first crack at fingerpainting. Makes me want to have a go myself, and stick a metaphorical middle finger up to my horror-show of an art teacher, who killed any enthusiasm I may have had for the subject. Bit of advice kids: never let your teacher overhear that you think they're a bit shit at the subject they're teaching.